Jizzy Jab

A Jizzy Jab is fierce intimate combat tactic. One the male partner is about to ejaculate, he finishes on his own fist and proceeds to punch the female partner in the mouth, causing jizz to smear on her face.

Damn bro, i got so excited to nut, i gave my girl a Jizzy Jab across the chomper

by PaulBlartMallCop67 November 23, 2025

he-jab

Face covering for exceptionally attractive males.

"Is that a ski mask that guy is wearing in the middle of summer?"
"Bro, that's a he-jab. He must be pussywhipped af."

by hotpotato82 December 8, 2025

Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025