slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021

by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020

Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

Daughter: Smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
by @Bugyack September 21, 2017

by DESERT GUY June 23, 2017
