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Sebastian

Someone who eats dog poop for no reason. Also has a cone shaped head
Guy1: Why is that cone eating dog poop?
Guy2: Oh it must be a Sebastian.
by jopoop98 July 18, 2019
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Sebastian

A really really really really REALLY, attractive guy. A bit two faced, some might say bipolar. Can be rude as fuck but once you know this guy, you’ll want to literally FUCK regardless. Never been more lustful for a guy in my life. Excudes big dick energy.
Rachel: “Holy shit! Meghan was caught in a wheelchair after staying at Sebastian’s house!”
Donna: “Damn i call dibs next!”
by hotgirl928392992 March 3, 2019
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Sebastian

The look of a penis with plenty of charm based on a character in a Disney movie. The lip of a crab is the single most noticeable thing in the movie the little mermaid. The ledge of huge muffin top penis is characteristically similar to this little crabs large lip.. thus why you call your penis Sebastian. Significant land mark and popular hump for a good scratch.
Um excuse me baby but can Sebastian crawl off the beach and come into the sea? Under the sea! Under the sea!
by Joseph5555 July 24, 2018
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Sebastian

Sebastian is A GOD he is athletic, strong and sexy. He has an amazing laugh, and his smile can light up the whole room any girl would be lucky to have Sebastian!
Omg he is SO hot
That must be a Sebastian!
by Youoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo May 2, 2018
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Sebastian

This is the Best people you can ever meet in your life. This soul behind this name is the most purest raw human a humble person who will be there for you through anything and who will ride for TIL the end and beyond that. If you to ever know Sebastian is a blessing to be around. He is the biggest blessing to be dating. He is the sexist man no women will ever not date him cause how hot and a best person to be around. He will encourage you to do anything cause he believes in you and he understand if you are going through hard times. Sebastian is the most good soul. He will give his all to the ones that he loves. He is a perfect man to be with and just to receive love from. He is real no matter what but always will support you . If you are around Sebastian you are going to be always taken care of. He’s honest just always trying to do everything to make you happy.He is the best!! Just know if you know Sebastian there’s nothing bad you can say about him cause he’s the greatest Man. So blessing to be in Sebastian’a life. I love you My Sexy Sebastian.
Oh that Sebastian is a Rare Blessing
by Foreverinlove23 June 5, 2020
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SeBaStIaN

man with massivley long but extremely skinny penis.
"man that guy was a real SeBaStIaN, his dick was lick a rhino leg but skinny"
by CARLOS oh yes March 6, 2019
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Sebastian

Anyone who has the name Sebastian is probably a cunt and very overweight
“Sebastian is a massive cunt the fat prick
by Real person 124 February 7, 2020
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