Someone with little to no understanding of basic human anatomy, let alone the functionality of most things for that matter. Will often ask you to engage with bizarre hypothetical situations.
Riley: Apparently, your eyes are supposed to adjust in the dark?
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.
by Colourfluff August 23, 2019
Get the Riley mug.The sweetest, most generous boy out there. He always likes to spread good vibes and wants to make sure everyone is having a good time. He’s incredibly sexy, with beautiful eyes and a striking smile. He is funny, wise, clever, and smart. So many people look up to him, as he puts on a leader persona. Whenever, you look at him you just want to kiss him, he’s perfect.
Girl: “hey have you met riley? He’s so smart and sexy”
Other girl: “i know, if it wasnt for his girlfriend i would slide in real quick”
Other girl: “i know, if it wasnt for his girlfriend i would slide in real quick”
by Lizzysavage October 21, 2018
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This girl seems like really awesome yet crazy at first,but then you start to realize she’s a b trying to get you all to herself just so she can crush you.
New girl:I just met Riley!She is so nice!
Smart girl:she’s a b
New girl:bu-
Smart girl:she will try to take you all for herself and then blackmail you,it’s happened to soooo many people here,all you have to do is ignore her and you’ll get through school pretty well
New girl:that’s so stupid,I can’t believe you would say that!
*New girl died a few months later,suicide*
Smart girl:she’s a b
New girl:bu-
Smart girl:she will try to take you all for herself and then blackmail you,it’s happened to soooo many people here,all you have to do is ignore her and you’ll get through school pretty well
New girl:that’s so stupid,I can’t believe you would say that!
*New girl died a few months later,suicide*
by True doe June 8, 2018
Get the Riley mug.He often has a very large odd shaped head, he gets work done quick and fast. he hasn't been known to pleasure the female society but pleasures the male society with his small 3 inch penis his favourite phrase is "come on let me take it in the ass"
by UrbanDictaionary August 9, 2016
Get the Riley mug.Someone who runs their mouth telling everyone pointless shit that nobody cares about. Take extra care not to interact with him unless you want to have a horrible day
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