Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Joey Reed

An annoying guy, but he is a gamer. He needs to brush his teeth, but can be nice at times.

yo dude, look over there. Its Joey Reed.

yoooo wassup.

by YOOO9875345 May 6, 2021

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Paul Reed Smith

Mostbeautiful guitar manufacture in the world. Recognisable by its gorgeous neck with the birds, the body of the guitar comes in beautiful coloured patterns. Basically any PRS is to die for.

"OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT PRS GUITAR, ITS BEAUTIFUL"
"welp, she's freaking out over these guitars again.. Paul Reed Smith sigh

by frankielikesguitar December 20, 2019

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023