Damn kid, I just made that girl and her mother bend over for me, that's why they call me pimpwell. www.pimpwell.com while your at it.
by pimpwell December 22, 2008
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Girl, remember that time at Johnny's house when you sneezed and farted at the same time? I totally PIMPLOL'ed.
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After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
by i don't want your pitty October 20, 2008
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The equation for pimpers is
P = N/T
Where N= number of women and T = Time taken
The equation for pimpers is
P = N/T
Where N= number of women and T = Time taken
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