by jamesblair October 30, 2004
Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.
Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.
Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.
Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.
Example 2.
Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.
Example 2.
Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
by TROYum May 04, 2005
after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.
by little miss dotty March 20, 2003
although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
by Peter Donohoe June 28, 2003
verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
by Jako Kot January 01, 2008
A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.
by Duffman September 28, 2003
When one commits the ultimate in revenge actions by ejaculating onto the door knob of the house that is being toilet papered.
by candon August 16, 2005