Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit

Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.

by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023

Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

Napkin Shot

Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.

That fucker was a real napkin shot

by GG memang August 22, 2023

Napkin Deck

A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament

This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would

by arvidian May 12, 2020

President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).

person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer

by potnooodle September 6, 2020

Napkin Math

Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.

Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.

by TheChris2009 November 3, 2022