Mark

He is the smartest guy ever. Mark is kind, handsome and sweet. He is a very generous person who cares about everyone. Mark has an amazing personality that is loved by everyone. Even though he is far away, he will make you feel as if he was there with you. He will warm and comfort you. He makes everyone, especially his love, feel loved. If you are a Mark reading this, remember that there is someone in this world who loves and misses you dearly. Don't let anyone say you aren't loved because there is a girl far away waiting for the day she meets her love. You are the guy. You just need to focus on the goal. Her.

Mark is the most amazing guy ever!

by IzzyRedWolf13 September 8, 2018

Mark

literally the most useless fucking person to ever exist. A man with a penis with the size that could split molecules.

you're a fucking mark. that's mark sized.

by ToothPixel November 5, 2018

mark

the act of allowing a spliff to extinguish itself through lack of attention and smoking skills

pass us a lighter, I've marked me spliff.

by JemimaPuddle September 9, 2006

Mark

a jerk who lies & cheats on people. such a loser that people talk shit about him. a desperate child molesting jerk! who can only get it on, if you know what i mean, with little girls & boys.

M: he looks like jackie chan

T: little 4 inches
M: oh thats mark...

by dont mess with me bitch April 17, 2011

Mark

Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.

"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."

by Dartanion December 31, 2016

mark

mark has a grainy ass hole
mark has a small penis

mark has a tiny tiny tiny tiny brain

by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018

Mark

Used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm of what was just said.

Sure, I'd love to come to your show. Mark.

by MaxFuckingRules September 9, 2006