Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum

I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024

Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.

My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.

by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.

Manchester United is the best club in the world

by Marcusinho10 December 6, 2018

Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"

by SM067221 February 1, 2019

manchester ohio

Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies

You just can't go wrong here

That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.

by Myfatherwasamoonshiner69 February 12, 2019