Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

love llama

The holiest of holies, popularized by Will Ferrell playing the crazy doctor.

That bitch got a smelly love llama

by crispusattucks December 23, 2004

llama king

The king of all lamams. And is much better then a split llama and will lead the llama army to victory.

Emilio, did you hear about the animal war?" "Yes, and ithink the llama king will win the war.

by babyloin jade January 13, 2011

Llama Lady

A superhero derived from a love of llamas. Growing up on a llama farm with fellow llamas ensured her llama like features and love for llamas. All the llamas love her and she would never let a Godamn llama down! (She is often teamed up with her fellow superhero, Beaver Boy.)

-llama distress noise-

Llama lady, to the rescue!!

by Llama ladies secret identity. July 19, 2009

Llama Boy

Llama boy is someone who is really ugly usually look like a horse or llama and smells like a rat's moldy vagina. She probably has teeth that resemble that of a llama's, oversized and yellow.

Samantha Conley is the new llama boy!
Dude did you see what llama boy was wearing today? Looks uglier than ever!

by turkeylegs00009 March 22, 2010

42 Llamas

Based on the quest of the supercomputer Deep Thought to find the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything without the benefit of actually knowing the question to begin with (from the Douglas Adams series of books "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"), this speculates that llamas may also be involved and by default, are also the answer to everything.

What was Mike Piazza's carrer batting average? 42 llamas. Where are my carkeys? 42 llamas. Why is the sky blue? 42 llamas. Etc...

by Cueball Ace 462 December 8, 2010

fat llama

when you pour a gallon of water into your butthole and then spit it out hours later. it is a challenge to see who can hold a gallon of water in their system for the longest without yaking

Hey Kaden, are you down to fat llama tonight?

by fatllama69 November 6, 2014