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Ipad

It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.
Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.

Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?
by Urban dictionary user23 April 11, 2024
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Ipad Kid

The worst breed of human to exist. Mainly found in Gen Alpha. Why do ipad kids exist
Kid: Can i have my ipad so i can watch Skibidi toilet?
Dad: no you are an ipad kid fuck you
by nailclipper69 April 25, 2024
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M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.
by 4uffin May 14, 2024
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iPad

I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet
My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad
by Bending over to make sure you February 12, 2024
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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Sticky ipad kid

A child that is stuck to an iPad.
The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024
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