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ill-fated ass grab 

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.
"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."
ill-fated ass grab by mattkorey October 20, 2008

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

National Grab Enough Ass Day

On April 24 is National Grab Enough Ass Day. Its the day where you as much ass as you can. Also when you do have fun with it.
Jason: Hey Mark bro i grabbed a lot of ass today

Mark: Me too , because to day was national grab enough ass day
Jason: Well I grabbed enough, and i had f

grab her ass day 

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though
Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

National Ass Grab Day (#2) 

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

Ass-grab day 

Any guy can grab a girls ass on February 17th

Taken it not
Any guy can grab a girls ass if they are taken or not on ass-grab day
Ass-grab day by Bratleigh February 9, 2020