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Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
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United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Genital Brain

People who always think about sex or think with their genital.
A: He screwed up the deal by sleeping with his boss's wife.

B: Well, he was using his genital brain!
by JSLC May 27, 2017
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Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.
Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.
by Zydrixx March 25, 2021
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dusty genitals

when someone learns too much french
friend: aye man i’m learning french!
me: dawg you gonna get dusty genitals 😭😭
by &2@39; May 22, 2022
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