A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.
I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.
by ShivaTrophy October 8, 2022

by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022

by k.skels August 20, 2020

One who's in love with their best friend but too scared to admit it. A part of them feels like they should tell them but another part feels like they don't want to tell them.
by Violinist27 May 6, 2016

by dr. not a fat kid January 12, 2012

A friendship in where one friend is not in the relationship as much as the other and is willing to put the other's life - work, school, family and friends - at risk in the decisions and choices in that personas friendship.
In How to Train Your Dragon, Toothless and Hiccup have a lethal friendship. When Toothless and Hiccup are first becoming friends Toothless is in danger of hurting Hiccup.
by Kass666 May 14, 2016

Tom and Breanne are dating and have friends, Paul and Stacy, who are also dating. Tom and Breanne break up as do Paul and Stacy. Paul dates Breanne and Tom dates Stacy.
This is friendship dating, it can go on for many months. It can also occur in very large groups of friends.
This is friendship dating, it can go on for many months. It can also occur in very large groups of friends.
by Northwestern_Dicks December 17, 2014
