foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.

The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.

by I love lamp June 23, 2021