Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

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juicy grandma

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!

Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!

by The United Ones May 20, 2016

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Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.

Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.

by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017

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The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.

Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.

by Random ldiot June 12, 2020

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