Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee March 23, 2016
Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
by chiet December 11, 2013
What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.
<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.
*translation*
<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.
*translation*
<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.
by VonZippa June 08, 2005
Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.
by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013
Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
by Telephony December 24, 2014
The words in which Peter Parker (Spider-Man), said before he turned into ash in the movie "Avengers, Infinity War." These simple 5 words are now many marvel fans trigger words. If you have a friend who likes Marvel, do not... I repeat DO NOT, say "I don't feel so good." Replace it with "I don't feel that well," or "I'm not feeling very good."
by BaconBytesYT April 15, 2019
A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
by Fornicras November 25, 2013