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Cranking the Horn 

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
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Cracknell 

A disease contracted by youths which turns them into highly mischevious pranksters.
Poor kid. . . He's got Cracknell's
Cracknell by Joe D July 2, 2003

Clacking 

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.
I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.
Clacking by M&F Race May 14, 2005

human crack in the flesh 

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.
Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

wats craccin 

crip slang.

other way of sayin wuddup, whats poppin etc..
wats craccin by LocMamii April 26, 2006

Crackish 

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.
Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.
Crackish by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007

coon cackin 

when you have been up too long and are out wandering with out a purpose, sneaky like.
I had to work the graveyard shift and saw your uncle out coon cackin.
coon cackin by karla and claudia January 9, 2008