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Coach dumbass

Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.
Man coach dumbass is really on one today:
by Dsanchez August 18, 2018
mugGet the Coach dumbassmug.

Coach David

Hey did you see Coach David?
Coach David: Coach David
by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021
mugGet the Coach Davidmug.

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.
"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
by Triptakers December 18, 2012
mugGet the coach sneezemug.

OC coaching

A group of idiots who will suck the life out of talented football playing kids
That OC coaching is destroying our kids we should move them to another school before its too late
by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010
mugGet the OC coachingmug.

Coach Shims

An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.
"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.
by Alternate Avé December 15, 2008
mugGet the Coach Shimsmug.

Coach Marks

When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.
Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!
by Coach Marks Hater October 20, 2012
mugGet the Coach Marksmug.

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.
Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."
by nilgurpety March 18, 2019
mugGet the coach bookmug.

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