Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall

Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.

by Kiruin May 21, 2023

kabardino-balkaria

The best region in caucasus with balkaric people who hate the balkans and turkey for ripping off the balkars

i hate tUrKiC people because they are actually balkaric and originated in the great kabardino-balkaria :nerd: :nerd::nerd:

by f3wl May 22, 2023

Tess Ballard

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.

J: I'm going to marry Tess Ballard.

by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023

Isabel Ballard

The most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the whole wide world

Guy1: Holy cow this girl is so pretty
Guy 2: Yeah but not as pretty as Isabel Ballard

by psuedonymisreal May 5, 2024

Ellinore Grace Balbarin Ramos

The prettiest girl in my eyes. The one I love the most and the only one that runs through my mind.

I love Ellinore Grace Balbarin Ramos!

by chris s <3 November 23, 2021

Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025