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a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
mugGet the Stop trading & Believe in somethingmug.

The Great goose believers

People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.
Do you believe in The Great goose believers??
by Toahy March 24, 2021
mugGet the The Great goose believersmug.

cunt believe its not butter

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
mugGet the cunt believe its not buttermug.
You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
mugGet the WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?mug.

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