australian lemonade

Sprite... It's fucking Sprite.

Person 1: I'll have some lemonade.
Aussie Waiter(serving australian lemonade): Well, you get Sprite you fucking American.

by onomotopeia February 16, 2017

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013

Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 21, 2011

australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 15, 2021

Australian map

A pseodo-ratchase

The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

australian inhale

When one inhales the ganja smoke into their anus and flatuates it Into another persons mouth

Person 1:"Aye man tryna match and Australian Inhale?"
Person2: "Nah man that's gay and I ain't gay"

by All Right All Right! July 29, 2016