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Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows
Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart
by bushini349358 June 13, 2022
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Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.
Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"
by Balls_Man May 29, 2022
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Actual loser

John babino
Hey it's an actual loser
by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017
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Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”
Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”
by Hmmwat December 8, 2018
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actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.
"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"
by welcomephsyco May 20, 2023
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actual cringe

when something makes you cringe so hard, it actually physically hurts.
guy: ew, this video is actual cringe
other guy: i know right..
by thecutesteverrrrr June 26, 2024
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