Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

Michael

Michael is a rude person that only cares for his feelings and for the title of being a boyfriend, not to fall in love. He is super clingy. He doesn’t care about what other people feel, only his own.

Girl 1: There is this girl crying over there about a break up.

Girl 2: I bet she broke up with a Michael

by abcdone January 7, 2019

Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018

Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘

me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws

by s i e r r a November 4, 2019

Michael

Cutest,funniest,nicest guy you will ever meet. Everyone hr becomes friends with will eventually have the biggest crush on him. You are very lucky if you find a Michael like this, he might just go after you!

Jess :OMG I have the biggest crush on Michael!
Kara :Lol me too!
Halaya: Haha girls he is already mine!

by crazy cookie 047 May 6, 2019

Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset

Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you

by redrubyroses May 25, 2018

Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 3, 2019