by hvilee December 6, 2021
Get the kris mug.Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022
Get the Kris mug.An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.
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Get the kris mug.A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.
Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.
Mark: Let us bully him more.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.
Mark: Let us bully him more.
by DocXeno February 13, 2022
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Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Mark?
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
by Lansky83 April 10, 2022
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