Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

National Snatch Weave Day

national snatch weave day is on October 23, you just snatch a girls weave.

omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

by Imascorpio13 October 21, 2019

crenshaw weave ass bitch

a crusty ass bitch with a crenshaw weave (weave from party city)

friend: omg look at her she's so ratchet.
you: she's a crenshaw weave ass bitch.

by wahsnerc January 10, 2017

Underwater Basket Weaving

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016

Underwater Basket Weaving

Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?

I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy

by mchch September 8, 2009

Neon Green leper Weave

If you are in a situation where you need to leave, use this then exit.
Also can be a person with a neon Green leapord Weave in.
And if a person is random and you want to insult them, use this.

Uhhhh.... neon Green leper Weave *exits*

Look she has a neon Green leper Weave

Girl, u a neon Green leper Weave!

by Estherweave February 24, 2017

You don't pay for my weave

1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.

2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap

Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.

Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"

by MattyG February 23, 2005