The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.
by neva eva October 16, 2012
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"Have you proven your chrongyno theory yet? I really want to jump into that Gynowormhole and travel back in time"
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Also a hip hop group.. They get faded and make theories. A Seattle rap super group led by Halfbreed. Along with Raven and Max, Halfbreed has created the perfect balance of REAL hip hop meets that old school rock and roll kinda vibe.
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Also a hip hop group.. They get faded and make theories. A Seattle rap super group led by Halfbreed. Along with Raven and Max, Halfbreed has created the perfect balance of REAL hip hop meets that old school rock and roll kinda vibe.
http://myspace.com/fadedtheory09
by Jimmy Ethicz December 29, 2008
Get the Faded Theory mug.everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
*talking about a new guy*
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
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Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.
"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.
Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.
"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.
by Brandon Burg November 3, 2014
Get the germ theory mug.A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.
Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
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“Are your methods not working with girls and don’t know what to do, use the Nabil theory and do the exact opposite!”
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