Batman Tan

A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.

Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....

by poozies February 20, 2011

Twilight tan

Pasty, glow-in-the-dark, extreme white skin earned through the total lack of exposure to sunlight and vampire-like nocturnal habits.

Dude1: Dude, what did you get up to today?

Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.

Dude1: Sweet dude.

by The Genis December 13, 2009

Gamers Tan

When ones skin is completely pale usually from playing an outrageous amount of video games for a long time period. They also don't like to go outside.

Person 1: have you seen his Gamers Tan.
Person 2: *nods head*

by stuisradical June 7, 2013

Glastonbury Tan

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.

my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan

by junkothegreat June 30, 2009

Boob tan

When women go to tan their boobs which are usually the lightest part of the body.

Keisha's getting a boob tan next week.

by blogz123 December 19, 2021

Red-Tan

A combination of skin that has become tan and skin that is still red from a sunburn. It appears when you start to expose skin to the sun for long periods of time when you previously never did.

Man, my arms are so red-tan when I start working outside in the summer.

by Teejs52 June 23, 2008

Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!

Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol

by Mixsey December 5, 2019