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Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back
Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away
by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.
Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!
by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
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Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019
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Jordan

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life
by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020
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Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019
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Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
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