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piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!
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piano difficulty

Extremely challenging; takes tons of practice to be successful
That test was piano difficulty, I doubt I got even one right.
by AiDra June 28, 2021
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Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022
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ancient piano skeleton

by gengrills December 12, 2023
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Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
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dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano
Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!
by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017
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