captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

Fuck-it list

A list of things you want to fuck before you die.
Example: dog, cat, bob from next door, etc.

Jane: hey did you see that sexy seagull?
Mary: yeah. I’ll put it on my fuck-it list.

by Partykiller June 16, 2018

The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks

Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."

by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009

fucket list

Similar to a bucket list, except the list contains names of people to do before you die

I've done everything on my bucket list! Now I can die happy.

Yeah, well I've done everyone on my fucket list, I think I used my time more productively.

by wilso11683 March 24, 2011

friend list

We all have one of our friends. It is your list of friends in which order you like them most.

Friend B: Who is at the top of your friend list?
Friend A: Friend C is.

by Henry and Katherine March 23, 2020

ass list

A list, usually written sloppily on the wall of a high school boys' bathroom stall, of the girls in that school whom the writer considers to have the best butts. Other boys may add onto this list if they deem a certain girl worthy of placement. Often referred to as "THE ass list".

1) Girl: Hey Allie, I snuck into the boy's bathroom yesterday 'cause I really had to go and the girls' room was locked...and apparently you're number 3 on the ass list...

2) Boy 1: Yo, what's the name of that chick with the tight booty?

Boy 2: Allie.

Boy 1: Last name?

Boy 2: Sorella. Why?

Boy 1: 'Cause I'm gonna go into the bathroom and put her on the ass list. I just need a pen...

by TheLightOfDay November 17, 2010

bullet list

A more aggressive version of a to-do list. While a to-do list may have items that can be neglected and done later, a bullet list has distinct items that can be fired and completed one after another. Proactive and productive people use bullet lists, while the common man sticks to a to-do list.

Bullet List:
1. Search for recent articles from the last 3 years referencing algal biotechnology.
2. Read abstracts, and content of relevant articles.
3. Write a review.
4. Submit to journal.

by shigekims February 1, 2010