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Nasty Ride

Drive with weed in car
-yo dawg can you take me ride?

I go with nasty ride

-Ohhh , fuck that i go with cab
by newgraund May 21, 2011
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Stain Riding

At moment when one's under gourmets gets stuck between their butt cheeks.
Person A: Hey bro, I'm stain riding.

Person B: I got you man, let me cover you while you fix it.
by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013
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marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!
by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Profilic Ride

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.
Damn u have such a Profilic Ride
by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 23, 2010
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Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017
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Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't
Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride
by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019
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