"this tiktok day trader thinks he's taylor swift bro, why the fuck are you renting a private jet to fly from miami to new york? just walk! such beta male behavior!"
by realkpoplvr September 10, 2022
Get the taylor swiftmug. 1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.
2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.
3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.
4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.
3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.
4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...
2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"
Guy Two: "Really? Who?"
Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"
Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"
Guy One: "Yeah"
Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"
3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"
Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"
13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"
4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"
Guy Two: "Really? Who?"
Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"
Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"
Guy One: "Yeah"
Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"
3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"
Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"
13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"
4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
by Nitro Man March 15, 2009
Get the Taylor Swiftingmug. Taylor Swift is a singer who sings "Our Song," one of the best songs to spam in forums, Ventrilo, chatrooms, etc.
Vent abuser: (blasting Taylor Swift)
Vent user1: STFU NOOB
Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?!?!?!
Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vent user4: STFU AND DIE
Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB
Vent user1: STFU NOOB
Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?!?!?!
Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vent user4: STFU AND DIE
Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB
by joebob2 January 3, 2008
Get the taylor swiftmug. by gooses are cool December 4, 2022
Get the taylor swiftmug. When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.
Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
by Lollipop1011 August 27, 2015
Get the Taylor Swiftingmug. by 69fatty69 January 7, 2019
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Get the taylor swiftmug.