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North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill
Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out
by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019
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The Talon

The talon; a sexual experience in which the male inserts his middle and ring finger into a woman's vagina, and his thumb into her anus. Once all three fingers are inside, the man touches tips and picks up the woman. The resulting noise from the woman closely resembles that of an eagles screech. If it is one of joy, the man must marry her, for she is the chosen one.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great man, I think she's the one! I have her the Talon and she loved it!
by Rainbowdoomkitty July 31, 2024
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dirty talon

when a man named talon has a 27 inch horse cock that destroys anybody
his dirty talon made me die
by jsbdgsianns May 2, 2024
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Bob Saget, Talon!

Pronounced (BWAHHHBSWAGWUOUYTTWALWOENDN), this phrase is used to show ones displeasure towards an event that recently transpired. Especially used when shooting
Are we recording?
We’re under heavy fire comrades!
Bob Saget, Talon!
by MargoLargoIsMyLife April 10, 2019
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