nutella jar

Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.

Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!

by rectangular testicles June 28, 2011

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Jar Kissing

The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.

Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.

by the master of tongue July 30, 2012

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Jar of pickles

A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.

The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.

by pickles taste good April 2, 2009

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Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

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Allah Jar

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.

Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"

by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020

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Graveyard Jar

A jar in which you keep 1-2 grams of each different bud you buy over an extended period of time

"yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."

"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"

by 413represent January 4, 2012

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