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The Dirty sharnaye

The act of fast anal sex with a stuck up Cunt

To have anal sex as fast and hard as if it was the vagina
My mrs finally gave me the dirty sharnaye last night Fuck it was good
by Auzzie bogan September 1, 2021
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the dirty ceaser

the act of putting a glass rod down your urethra and bending it like a glowstick and jerk off on a ghost and then consume yourself
by john wilkes booth 2 March 28, 2022
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The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.
Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022
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The Dirty Gray

When you can’t get off and your hitting it from the back so you snot rocket on her and act like you got off
If you can’t get off just give her the dirty gray fake it
by Dirtygray7873 December 16, 2022
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The Dirty Jetnil

The act of looking at yourself naked in the mirror, with your head between your legs, and fisting yourself until blood draws
My mom walked in on me performing The Dirty Jetnil... Safe to say i'm going to be grounded for a little while
by Xxx gay boy 123 February 11, 2023
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The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.
Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.
by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023
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The Dirty Louise

N. The act of taking a poop in a sandwich bag and then having intercourse with the poopy bag.
Mr. Sanchez favorite masturbation technique is the Dirty Louise because of the warm sensation as well as the rancid smell.

Mr. Sanchez often stores poop in his freezer so he can do the Dirty Louise anytime he wants.

Mr. Sanchez continuously gets harassed by his friends for doing the Dirty Louise in the school bathrooms.
by Louise Sanchez February 14, 2009
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