fucked-up-time

A break period between two events where there's too much time to sit around and do nothing and too little time to do something productive. These time periods can range from a half hour to two hours.

For my Friday classes, I have Design 102 lecture from 10-10:50 and then English at eleven. Today, in Design 102 lecture we got out at 10:30, so I did not know what to do for about 25 minutes. I figured it be too long to sit and do nothing and not enough time to do something else. It was a fucked-up-time.

by AJHM May 3, 2008

Shut the fuck up

In chat it's used as STFU. the Real world it is used in many ways to shut people up. People who have been pissed off by a particular may constantly say this phrase. People will say the phrase for fun and people will laugh while the other person is in utter embaresment or they laugh as well.

(chat) Tod_is_1337: i t3h 0\/\/|\|5 j005!
Admin: stfu
Tod_is_1337: what the fuck does that mean?
Admin: noob....

(Pissed off) Dickhead: hahahaha!! you suck you suck you suck you suck! i fucked your mum! i fucked her good she squeeled like a..
The pissed off one: SHUT..THE FUCK...UP!!!

(Enjoyment) Daniel: hehe and then the blonde
Steven:Shut the fuck up...you suck

Crowd: <laughs>

by Masamune Date November 15, 2004

Shut the Fuck Up

Say it when someone be sayin' some dumb shit.

When someone be saying some dumb shit, give em a bombastic side eye, and say,
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."

by P0PPYTPLAYS August 1, 2023

shut the fuck up

someone wants you to shut up and stay quiet but you didn't listen so you're reminded to shut the fuck up

"i got 0% on my test, did you know my pet, hey my birthday-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

by joanjett February 10, 2021

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

the ultimate fuck-up

When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.

Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.

by BananaChamp225 April 2, 2016

fucked up and delusional

It will always be me

I’m fucked up and delusional lmao

by Savage2.6 February 4, 2021