Term to define your friend that sees you spitting game on a fly honey and should respect that but gets the urge to bag her before you. His tactics include but not limited to: showing a screen shot of his highest paycheck from 3 years ago, telling you that she doesn't like Dragonball Z, and gives you 1 twenty dollar bill but tells everyone he kept slipping you twenties under the table.
Tony, we going out tonight to find us some hunnies? If we go, let's avoid inviting Mr. Steal Your Girl.
by Annon2019 March 26, 2019
A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!
“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”
“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”
“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”
by OmegaWartortle May 27, 2020
by Legends only August 13, 2022
A girl who beings to go out with 1 of your friends and is a lil bietch so steals your friend from u.
by Snoop April 20, 2005
by blueskyboris July 27, 2008
by t bear September 27, 2005
when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.
See also: vaginal rape
See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
by Ballsasscatporn April 01, 2011