SMURFING

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)
That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.
by Natasha February 02, 2005
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any little minded person in a blue uniform... lika cop. ..
yeah, 'tis been a fine party... until da smurfs showed up... playing friggin razzia-mazzia and so...
by Lisa June 17, 2003
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Smurf

When you are slamming a glorious piece of tail and she asks you to choke her (which seems to be trending a lot lately) and you do it until she turns blue.

Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.
"I can only finish if I Papa Smurf some fine ass piece of va-j."

"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"

"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"
by Smurfcapades 08-09 October 05, 2011
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Another term for Fuck you, of the word fuck itself, or anything to do with fuck or fucking.
Guy #1: "I saw you leave with Jackie yesterday."
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e
by Perverted Juicebox November 13, 2010
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1 (n) Pot, weed

2 (v) To smoke pot.

3 (adj) Pot-like
ie: Hey man, got some smurf?
ie: Smurf-Break!
ie: Dude, that shirt if smurfin' smurfy
by ctrl_alt_me January 27, 2004
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a MOTHERFUCKIN CIGARETTE
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Smurfing

Ejaculating on a female who is wearing a blue top.....
Guy 1: man, guess what i did last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I Was Smurfing all over your sisters Blue ass fuckaaa...

Guy 2: Shit.....
by Madsiop March 27, 2008
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