selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

Ankle Shoulders

nice broad shoulders for a girl to throw her ankles on during certain sexual positions

Kierra: ooh look at the body on him

Tatiana: yes girl he has nice ankle shoulders too. Nice and broad

by FluffyGirlAnthem June 22, 2018

The Old Shoulder

Variation of "the cold shoulder". When someone attempts to engage in conversation with someone much younger and is ignored.

Old Dude - "Hey there, what's your name?"

Young Chick - (silence...turns and walks away)

Old Dude's Friend - "Wow, she's kind of a bitch."

Old Dude - "Yea, she gave me The Old Shoulder."

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010

Women who wear one shouldered tops

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.

Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.

by Dirtyresearch April 30, 2022

rabbit rabbit shoulder

To thrust violently in the missionary position for a short period of time before collapsing on the shoulder of the other during coitus.

Paul is a lousy lay. Rabbit rabbit shoulder and he's done.

by Noah Silver January 13, 2006

shoulderblade

your one and only

don't mess with that girl shes my shoulderblade

by dlocsp February 18, 2009

shoulder sex

when two peoples' shoulders are awkwardly touching (on purpose or not)

"Oh my god, would you two quit it with the shoulder sex already? Get a room!"

by c/loooooooove November 29, 2011