saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin May 06, 2018

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries

Did he pulling a saggy pants?

by gay-er-son June 12, 2022

saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher June 06, 2011

saggy tina

when ur girl is bouncing so much that her boobies drop by six inches

omg that girl jumped all through sunday, gave herself a saggy tina

by phattywithabatty September 04, 2021

saggy sex

when two girls with saggy breasts have sexual intercourse

Those lesbians had saggy sex

by dad spooner April 15, 2016

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy September 16, 2015

saggy quacker

A saggy quacker is when a girl loses a lot of weight and her pussy hangs low then when she walks it quacks

"Dude did you hear that saggy quacker going bye"

by 123474! June 03, 2017