Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.

I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.

by Underpants man June 12, 2025

Cowpokes Saddle

Where you put a saddle on your partner bare back, proceed to shit on the saddle seat, and sit in it like a sad cowboy who shit him self.

Never sit in the Cowpokes Saddle

by Lil boy Ron August 21, 2025

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."

by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013

saddle handle

Man bun

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."

by Big12pro November 6, 2021

Saddle Tramp

Someone who bellies up to a buffet and continues to eat huge portions.

Look at the plate on that saddle tramp.

by Cookies2go March 5, 2023

saddle ass

saddle ass is a world wide phenomenon in which a man or a women that spends most of their time around or on horses or camels developed sores and rashes and lesions on their ass a life time of pain and possible infections make this disease harmful to ones health

doctors thought it was aids but blood tests revealed different it's saddle ass

by sanxity March 30, 2019

Stick n’ Saddle

When a man rides another mans cock while that man gives the other head

Me and my boys are gonna do the stick n’ saddle tonight

by Adolf Dripler February 5, 2019