A perfect blend of sarcastic and pessimistic. Describes someone who expects the worst but delivers it with a dry, unbothered sense of humor. Often used when you’re clowning your own misery just to cope.
“Bro said, ‘Oh yeah, I’m sure today will be amazing,’ in the most sarcastimistic tone I’ve ever heard.”
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