jew seat

The shittiest seat at The Table. Only the Jew sits there. The only problem is that The Table has no jew. Therefor anyone who sits in the Jew seat is treated like a Jew until the end of lunch.

NOTE: This is not anti-semitism! I got nuttin against Jews. It's just history. If u dont know what i be talkin bout u need to pay attention when the teacher is teaching bout the Holocaust.

E: Shit! there aint to seats left.

T: Yea man, theres the Jew Seat

E: Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiit!!!

by Mr. Cool November 15, 2006

lucas seats

Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure

Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats

by chrish999 September 18, 2008

seat belt

to hold on to,or grab in a fight( not throw punches )also in a fight if you ducked and held on then you pulled the seat belt.
Sports ( hockey,lacrosse ) term generally
used for when a persons in a fight

" yeah you see that guy puss out? " "Ya he really pulled the seat belt on that one ! "

by dlow July 9, 2006

My seat

Sheldon's spot is the position on the couch he has claimed as his own, putting it in a "state of eternal dibs". Sheldon has described his spot as the "single point of consistency" in an ever changing world. Sheldon has said that if his life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, his spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0" ( The Cushion Saturation ).

That's my seat

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

jet seat

the worst seat in a 5 seater car which is in the back, middle of a vehicle. with two guys on each side of the middle seat, the person in the middle has two joy stick available for each hand like a pilot in a jet plane. thus comes the name jet seat:P

-lets go, im driven
-i got shotgun
-right window
-left window
-ah man that means i have to sit in the jet seat:(

by vintz charming April 29, 2008

seat treats

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.

Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!

by seraph2010 August 28, 2010

Yeet in the seat

1) When the seat is yeeting too hard and you just got to get up.

2) An expression used to show how much something sucks. The yeet didn’t even get up from the seat.

“I’m about to fail my math test.”
“That’s a yeet in the seat”

by Apersoncontributingtosociety May 1, 2019