pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 15, 2014

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

pooty

pooty (p-ou-tee) : noun/verb/adjective: meaning ; anything

pooty.
"pooty." -pooty

by pooty council March 16, 2022

Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy

I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo

by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020

Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life

Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”

by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020

Pootie special

The act or engagement of oral sex

When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

pootis brid

thanks to heavy quote a new word/animal was formed-pootis bird.
from team fortress 2-heavy, heavy weapons guy.

"pootis bridy"

by mepishdoing June 10, 2022