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Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.
Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*
by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019
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A skinny fucking prick who takes advantage of girls for a shag. A person who thinks its funny too be a controlling, manipulative prick.
“Oh look theres oscar”

“Stay away from him hes a dickhead
by Megaroselol November 2, 2019
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A stupid fag who is way too likeable. He'll rope you in and the second you realise that you like him, he'll ruin you and bitch about you to all his friends. Stay away from him if you can help it.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, he's the one that Jessica liked but then he completely ruined her"
"Oh, Oscar?"
"How did you know?"
"Oscars always ruin people"
by imurdaddy;P November 4, 2019
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Saying "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck." Bro. Oscar may not be the brightest, but he'll say fuck the longest. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
A: That kid got in trouble with the teacher yesterday
B: Why?
A: He pulled an Oscar
by Oscar Battaglia December 6, 2020
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Oscar Hodges small is named that because he is a very short person although his Goethe may be small he makes up for in penis length
Harry s : Oscar is sooo short man

Luke g : I know but he has a massive penis
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If you ever meet an Oscar ensure you hold onto him forever he is one of the kindest, good looking boys you will ever meet. He doesn’t get girlfriends often but when he gets a girlfriend he treats her like she’s the only girl in the world. He is perfect in every way from his amazing personality to his perfect looks. Everything about him is spectacular. He is one of the most important people and is loved by many and in relationships he likes his partner to be there for him and comfort him. He loves hugs but is scared to make the first move, so if you ever meet an Oscar make sure you love him
Friend: Hey this is my friend Oscar you should get to know him
You: of course I’d love to get to know him
by Jimmy savilyando March 27, 2022
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Oscar slither through the grass
by diaz831 January 31, 2015
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