Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 09, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 09, 2024

fan-ness

when you’re that dedicated to someone or something, a word used in argumental terms.

‘it doesn’t matter how many followers i’ve got, it’s about the fan-ness towards them!’

by teamrobertson26 on ig ;) October 13, 2018

ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 15, 2018

Lorraine ness

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Lorraine ness

Fat human that no one likes and hangs around with a peacock and the peacock is a big annoying cock

Lorraine ness is annoying

by Human3000 October 31, 2019