Mark

Damn who let the marks out
by Doktord00m September 15, 2018
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Mark

When you meet him, he’s everything you need. He is perfect, sweet, funny, he makes you so happy and he cares for you much; or so you think. He quickly leaves your life without hesitation. If he finds someone new, he leaves you stranded and attached to him, but you wait for him because he’s everything you could ever want in a guy. Your love over powers the pain he brings to your life.
girl: ugh, I loved him so much, and he just left me alone.

friend: he’s such a Mark. you deserve the best and you’ll find that in someone else
by iuvmeoveru December 13, 2018
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mark

the act of allowing a spliff to extinguish itself through lack of attention and smoking skills
pass us a lighter, I've marked me spliff.
by JemimaPuddle September 9, 2006
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Mark

a jerk who lies & cheats on people. such a loser that people talk shit about him. a desperate child molesting jerk! who can only get it on, if you know what i mean, with little girls & boys.
M: he looks like jackie chan

T: little 4 inches
M: oh thats mark...
by dont mess with me bitch April 17, 2011
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Mark

Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.
"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."
by Dartanion December 31, 2016
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mark

mark has a grainy ass hole
mark has a small penis
mark has a tiny tiny tiny tiny brain
by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018
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Mark

Used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm of what was just said.
Sure, I'd love to come to your show. Mark.
by MaxFuckingRules September 9, 2006
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