When you meet him, he’s everything you need. He is perfect, sweet, funny, he makes you so happy and he cares for you much; or so you think. He quickly leaves your life without hesitation. If he finds someone new, he leaves you stranded and attached to him, but you wait for him because he’s everything you could ever want in a guy. Your love over powers the pain he brings to your life.
girl: ugh, I loved him so much, and he just left me alone.
friend: he’s such a Mark. you deserve the best and you’ll find that in someone else
friend: he’s such a Mark. you deserve the best and you’ll find that in someone else
by iuvmeoveru December 13, 2018

by JemimaPuddle September 9, 2006

a jerk who lies & cheats on people. such a loser that people talk shit about him. a desperate child molesting jerk! who can only get it on, if you know what i mean, with little girls & boys.
by dont mess with me bitch April 17, 2011

Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.
"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."
"I bet his name is mark..."
by Dartanion December 31, 2016

by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018

by MaxFuckingRules September 9, 2006
