the dirty lotus

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.

"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"

"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."

by Jack Joff February 19, 2010

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Lets Obtain the Grain

Instead of lets get this bread lets try Lets obtain the grain

Grocery list: Bread
OK boys Lets obtain the grain

by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

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Black Lotus

Codename of a legendary female of the Chinese Mafia in the Philippines, rumoured to be the real leader secretly controlling the organisation behind more prominent figureheads. She is also alleged to be a math wizard and controls all organisation finances and investments (both legal and illegal). Up to this day, her true identity is still unknown, and is kept that way due in large part to her significance to local mafia operations.

Cunning tactical move or urban legend? Even until now, the Philippine NBI (National Bureau of Investigation) has yet to confirm the existence, and much less the identity, of the mythical Black Lotus.

by dinob7 January 11, 2010

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Lexus Noir

A reclusive soul, rarely seen out in public during daylight hours.

Neighbour 1: "I've never seen the person living next door"
Neighbour 2: "You wouldn't, he's Lexus Noir"

by BCF January 8, 2009

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tso-lotus

to fig; one annoying canadian; turbo'd jetta with over 500whp; CAL-i++; Could only find room for TSO and ICE in front of the fig; retarded; jerk; prick; n00b; granny; he should be called tso-houdini; to disappear; gay.

Wow, your such a fucking tso-lotus, fag.

by slash November 26, 2004

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